Nba playoffs

Cleveland Cavs all the way.

Holiday again?

Thank god for Anzac Day.
=D

What it should be...

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Back To School

CRAP.

Tribute to kennytan

The title doesn't mean kennytan is GONE, just means he's gone.From lodge.
Tuition so nice til can fall asleep one...(jeff,u know wad i'm talking bout)hahah
Great teacher....Thanks kenny!

sjane said...(adapted from erich's blog)=D

ohh n i forgot to mention the way he told us hes leaving.. he used a veri 'chemistry' way.. he used the invisible ink experiment to tel us.. then we had to use ammonia to decipher wad he was tryin to say.. n guess wad? he said 'love u all'.. so sweet rite? so saddd.. n some fresh teacher frm uni gonna teach us.. ARGh.. i like kenny~!


Wah...speechless.
Wonder if akmal cried?

More on erich's blog.
A lil bit more.=D

Rod's Raunchy Moments

As requested by rodney: To all those innocent people reading this,don't read this.At least,if u wanna read bout wad the title suggests.=D

Rod's Raunchy Moments(RRM)

RRM #1
Its getting to be very embarrasing, hanging out with rodney cos he got a knack of not noticing other pedestrians who can practically hear our conversations because they are walking really near us...For example,today, we were walking out of rods place and it happened to be freezing and really windy outside and rodney happened to be in his gym shorts(smart move right?)...then...

Me: Eh,u so smart hor? Use shorts...
Rod: How i know...? Shit,so cold..

AND THEN....these very words came out from his mouth..




"Shit,i can feel the wind blow between my balls."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And there was an asian dude walking very close to us....-_-"
And suddenly he started walking really fast,overtaking us,his face looking like he's trying his best to keep a straight face,like wanna pee...probably facing one of 3 situations.

1)He thinks i'm an asshole cos i noticed him and started laughing.
2)He ducked into a corner to puke.
3)He himself got wind in between them legs.

Hilarious out of the blue experience.
At least with rodney.

RRM #2

Few weeks ago,just before exams,i was at his place....i was doing my maths 1 and then rodney started poking his tits....
Thinking its probably one of rods studying methods,i tried to erase the thoughts from my mind...but rodney wasn't going to let up too easy...he unleashed these very words...

"Shit man,i don't like my tits la."(note: Still poking them tits)

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Damn it.
Just when i was getting the hang of maths 1.

Yea,laugh all u want.You don't know how it feels when a guy? says dat to u...
Feast ur eyes on these then...


Enjoy.
=D





Just a reminder: The above are all true............except the pic

Back to boredom

Haiz....
Its boring again...
Nothing to do lately...
Feels very quiet...
No action recently...
All this because...




















I completed Kingdom Hearts 2.

Bball and Futsal:World's safest sports

Finally,it wasn't raining for one whole day and was perfect for basketball so me,chunyik,and likhui played bball while waiting for rodney,erich and mizan to show up at melb uni....

But before that,around 15 mins ago,i phoned rodney...

Me: Go to melbourne uni, play basketball.
Rod: *some gibberish*
Me: Go play basketball at melbourne uni.
Rod: Ok ok...
Me: Now.
Rod: Ok.

Was quite surprised that rodney would say ok,especially since i asked him last minute....Then we played first til exhausted already then i realized that rodney and mizan haven't arrived so i called again...

Me: Where are you now?
Rod: At home la...(as if no one asked him out)
Me: What the hell...i tot i asked u to come half an hour ago
Rod: Have to bath u know...

O_o'

-_-"

1)He agreed to come now...
2)He sure takes a long time to bath...mebbe hafta get rid of odour between them legs...=)
3)Have to wait for him to walk to melb uni cos he so 'kiam' to buy tram card...
(but according to him he says he wanna lose pounds)haahhaha

Finally they arrived then we wanted to play a round of bball then suddenly rodney twisted his ankle...-_-'...world's earliest injury...the game didn't even commence yet but got casualty already...
Anyway,after that we played bball...i passed the ball to chunyik...then realised that he wasn't paying attention....too late...then the ball landed on his head...before i knew it, he was already lying on the ground....yet another injury.
Then,we went on to futsal...played around a bit....then i kicked the ball then it collided with chunyik's chin....ahahaha...don worry...its not serious...its funny though...lol....another injury.
Soon after,likhui,erich and mizan joined a futsal match , me and chunyik played a little 'one on one' futsal...rodney being the goalkeeper...dribbled the ball...tried a few moves...dribbled somemore...sounds impressive don't it....yea,its opposite of impressive....then i kicked...it sped in the air....curved....banged chunyik's chest...yes,chunyik again...not serious again....AND its damn HILARIOUS again....hhahahaha...lying on the floor again...injury again.

Later on in the day,me,rod and chunyik took turns playing one on one bball,then chunyik said he can't move his right thumb cos i pressed my palm against it...o_O...don remember that...injury again.

Basically,at the end of the day,chunyik got a bruised chest,chin,head and thumb...
Is bball and futsal really dangerous, is chunyik accident-prone, or is it just me?
Hmmmmm...

Later,me,chunyik,rodney and chunfoo,being the four people who didn't ate anything til dinner looked like hogs in boba as elaborated in rodney's blog.

Speaking of blogs,yet another melbourne person has started blogging...
Click to enter Tianhui's blog.
And,damn, she got a nice cam.

-kelvin

Smith Street

Wanted to play basketball this morning so we(me,rodney,erich,kenny,mizan,likhui,chunyik,carol and tianhui) gathered at unilodge(erich's place) cos it was raining...when the rain stopped we went to melbourne uni bball court and started to shoot and then......


it rained again.


SO...we decided to eat nasi lemak house but chunyik's bro duno where the place is so chunyik went home instead and ate instant noodle....o_O...someone who rents a 3 bedroom unit at The Regency for $995 a week...yes,$995 a week that looks like this...


and owns gadgets like these...


and plays ping pong like this...



...do not eat instant noodles.

Anyway,we went to smith st. cos we heard there's plenty of factory outlet stores then we went into a Crumpler store and we checked out the price of a normal sling bag.....it was $145...o_O....wah,factory outlet my ass...its like normal price.

Then,we went to the Nike factory outlet and then when rodney was choosing a LeBron shoe,me and rod realized there were some shoe boxes with names on it...must be reserved shoes...then i was reading the names then suddenly came across a rather unique name...in chunyik's new blog, he mentioned about people with weird names,which i must clarify that i did NOT say anything bout the NNN name, but the names he mentioned were all asian names...but the name i saw was an english name...try pronouncing this....

Now,does that sound like a mighty familiar body part to u?


*Ahem*,ANYWAY, after rodney bought the Lebron bball shoes,erich bought a pair of futsal boots which price was cut from $100 to $50 and then when he went to the check-out counter,the cashier typed the price of thealready reduced boots as $25...-_-"

As kennytan would say,basically,at the end of the day, everyone bought something,erich being the big shopper...and we met jane,bryan,deanne AND gordon...who flew from canberra to visit...
Speaking of which,deanne has a new blog.

Pretty much what happened today.
=)

Tempura Sushi Sashimi

Just watched scary movie 4 yesterday...

The Fourth And Final Chapter Of The Trilogy...err..yea.

Its a spoof mixture of Saw,War of the Worlds,The Grudge,The Village,Million Dollar Baby but no King Kong as the poster suggested tho...
Effing movie is bloody hilarious,probably better than the third movie.You have to watch the movie to know what the title of this post means...and don't sweat thinking that its food...cos it isn't,at least according to the movie...HAHAHHAHA.Ridiculously funny movie featuring Dr Phil and Shaq O'Neal in the first part.Countless hilarious scenes til can remember a few only...oh,and chunyik probably mentioned in his blog that scary movie 4 sucks...haiz...something wrong with that guy(chunyik,go freshway la u)=)

Spoof factor:9.0/10
Story factor:There's a story??
Comedy factor:8.5/10
Overall:8.0/10

Long story short,watch the effing show.Do It.

What's new?

Went to chadstone today, which happens to be the largest shopping centre in Australia i think...and then went to this shop...and that shop...and that shop...yea, u can tell i'm lazy to type and zzzzzzzzzzz...tired.

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Fast forward to the later in the day, we all went to a shop called 'What's new?'...
really interesting place...got the original lightsabre collectible costing $249.95...got helmet connected to a drinking straw...got plenty of adult merchandise, which chunyik can now purchase legally...and then got this....

Wonder if got people buy or not....



On a side note,remember chunyik's 'freeway' in the previous posts?
Yea,he now proclaimed it freshway...don't ask.

Special shout-out dedicated to lik hui: HAHA lik,i can play kh2!

Holidays

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH....
Exams are over...
Holidays are here...
No need to sleep so early anymore...
And just realized that erich is bringing Kingdom Hearts 2 to melbourne.
Feel so great now....knowing that my holidays is not being wasted anymore.
(Lik,borrow me ur kh2,hehe)

How to spend my 2 week long holidays:

Hehe lol.


Anyways, just got back from watching She's The Man starring Amanda Bynes...

Expected this movie to be a typical chick flick but turned out to be quite entertaining...nice story.Go watch it.
Score: 6/10
Girl factor: 8.5/10

Lol.

Planning to watch these movies....










and the must-watch movie of the week...


Movies and exploring melbourne...
Thats pretty much my holidays for now.
Chao.=)

10 things I miss back Home

Wow...seems to be the latest fad in blogs nowadays...nothing to post anyway so might as well join the rest...here goes...

10)Starting off is the lodge teachers...After reading Albert's blog, made me realize that i 'miss' the teachers like these special few...

Jackson Chan
Hafta agree with albert,jackson chan is the only teacher which can explode suddenly besides nelson tan though but at least nelson tan got warning...i think.

Proof:
Nelson Tan
Class,can u keep quiet?
Class,can u be quiet?
Class,be quiet!
ALRIGHT! CAN U SHUT THE FCK UP?!*drips mucus*(seriously)
At least got warning right.....?

Then the Jackson Chan...
(Adapted from albert's blog)
When both the feather and rock is in vacuum,CAN YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP TIL THE CLASS IS OVER.YOU ARE FORM 5 NOT PRIMARY KIDS ANYMORE.HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL U?

Yea,so thats it...our beloved Jackson 'electrode' Chan.

Mdm Voon
So quiet since mdm voon wasn't around...
Quote: Hey hey hey,why is it so noisy? See,this is why i don't allow people to sit at other people's places.....you all take it for granted...when i say study in groups then you all talk....u are only making me waste time....scolding you all....you think i like to nag....i don like to nag.....i hate nagging....
And then she nags some more.
Oh,as bert said,stop lusting over ian.=P

Joseph Mong
Yea,i'll always remember ur 'balik kampung' and ur 'siap tiga bantal' and ur 'special' concern for serena and ur 'feeling very disappointing' and ur constant encouragement for us by claiming that 'any abdullah,jason and ahmad can do it'.....AND ur not allowing me to play softball without p.e attire so i had to borrow joon hui's tiny pants...>.<"...yea,thanks.(no offense,joon.lol.)

Govin
The whitest pair of teeth in the lecture theatre or the voice somewhere in the lecture theatre if you will.I'll always miss the weird quotes like 'end your time in lodge with happyning'. After months of further education,i still don get wad the hell you're talking about.=)

Kenny Tan
Ahh..miss driving to your tuition and falling asleep cos your rm20-a-month lessons were really interesting...i remembered you taught us that basically, perhaps,at the end of the day, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

Linus
Linus! The only teacher who lets us throw paper balls at you.Just for that,i understood maths a whole lot better.You are the Pooting,man. Thanks.

9)Driving
Shittttt, so long didn't drive. I wanna driveeee. Hahah bert,too bad this isn't on your list...I want my effing pajero.sigh.

8)Cheap shits
Everything here in melbourne so pricey...$7 meal is considered cheap already. One cheap meal in kuching is only rm3...compared to rm20...o_O
And then got no such thing as pirated things here....haiz...wanna buy ps2/psp games also so expensive...speaking of which,my kingdom hearts 2 cannot work.BLOODY HELL.

7)Clarence Ling
Yea,i know it sounds weird but without Clarence,5c wouldn't be as interesting right...? Miss those times when Clarence would have that sick horny smile planted on his face when Allison's name was mentioned....or when he printed a whole booklet on softball tips just because we were playing softball....or when he leapt off the ledge like superman and ended up in the drain....or when he 'fainted' rather uniquely in class during the us-iraq war....or when he shouted "YOU THINK YOU SO 'PAI' IS IT??!!" to Ian....or his working out tips....or his breakdancing or....shit, i just miss that crazy guy.Crazy times.

6)The Guys
Specifically,the guys sitting behind me...the gang...ian,billy,chris and joshua.

Ian Poh
The hilarious guy who always borrow my cards,stuff mags,follows my car out for lunch etc etc...
The funny guy who would listen to discmans,ponteng class,play watergun etc etc...
The athletic guy who would draw cars on his desk,sleep,eat,talk during class etc etc...
Long story short,he freaking don't pay attention in class BUT he is so damn smart...got straight a1's in spm...What The hell???

Billy ak Simon
Crazy guy who would ask me to do crazy shits with my car the moment he steps inside my car like drift,go 120....eh billy,when i come back u teach me la...with YOUR car,alright? Oh,still working at sugarbun's? =)

Christopher Chien
The guy who you can rely on when you're hungry at dismissal time.lol.
Damn smart guy.

Joshua Jong
The guy with the contagious laugh...only guy with dimples i tink....only guy with a croc farm...only guy i know with a 800k house.=P

Cheers dudes.

5)The Other Gang
The other guys like kiong,gabriel,judith,joanne and tiffanie.
Playing 'ha-meh-wah' with alcohol.Great times.

4)Jeffery Ling and Ivan Tan

Jeffery Ling
Ahh...miss those days when we would pack up in ur hitachi van to go to ur shop during solat jumaat.miss those days when we would play basketball whenever we saw a basketball hoop.miss those kenny tan tuition and cita tuition days.miss ur kenari.
And paying ur bloody petrol.=D

Ivan Tan
Plain crazy guy and recently discovered REALLY daring guy.Talking bout huge-ass balls.Nothing else said.

3)Paul's reactions
Hahah...paul...ur reactions are hilarious...when albert grabs some ass,when albert reaches out for them nuts(if any) and how i miss asking you why u never bring a water bottle and pencil case AND asking u why the hell u claim urself to be a cute hampster..-_-".Cheers dude.

2)Albert Lim
Albert! Why the hell are you on no.2 and i'm 4? haizz...anyway,yea,like u said,i enjoyed watching your driving lessons...driving to ur house almost everyday,enjoyed u as a 'reliable' chem and physics lab partner...thanks for chia-ing me countless times...and competing our test marks...miss those crazy watergun battles,basketball and bowling 'skills',coming back to school during spm break for certain reasons...ahem ahem...sigh...miss those days.Oh,you're yet to drive me around and yea,you take care urself too man.

1)Food.
You name it.

If only we're still in lodge.
Sigh.

Oh nuts....

This post is gonna cover a few days cos didn't blog these few days cos of exam week being next week...with 2 weeks of hols after that...=D

First on thursday,we were doing our usual routine during lunch, which was gather and figuring out where to eat for 1/2 hour then walk to the place which took another 1/2 hour...and then buy food...then eat fast fast...then run to our next class which is located somewhere very far.....

But today was different...
We(me,lik hui and chunyik), decided to go to union house(canteen) to eat since it was near our next class so we bought our food then search for a place outside to eat and then we suddenly saw a couple of artist drawing on the field....nothing much...until we saw the subject they were drawing....a podium with a nude man on it.

OH MY GOD.

Then we decided it was no big deal cos his back was facing us and he was probably covering his 'packages' with leaves or something....so at least maybe he still got some pride left...we think.o_O

And then when the artists took a break,loud music started blaring out and the nude man wore a robe and settled down. Suddenly the stereo started playing 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas...and then the guy started dancing to the music....

WAH LAU EH.

He showed his humps to people already and yet he still wanna dance to a song about it.-_-"

Finally after finishing off our 'scrumptious' lunch, we headed to class which happens to be coincidentally the route which passes the nude guy again.
And then so chun,the artist got back to work and then the guy stood on the podium again....

and then...

...he untied a knot....

...and another knot...

...and another...

...and another...

...no la,he don't have that much knots....

...haha...

...and then...

...then...

...he unveiled his body again.

But this time he was facing us....

OH MY GOD.WAH LIEW.WHAT THE F*CK?.MAI KU LIU.@&%&%(%&$&%(&$)*)$$&$&*$*!!!!!!!!!

This is no old man we're talking about ok??!
There is no wrinkly stuff present.
Instead, it was a teenager with all his glory displaying his coconuts/packages/nuts to the public!
It was like a free public uncensored strip show except that he was just standing there emotionless...
Wah lau....if he was in malaysia, he woulda been arrested and be on ntv7's breaking news....

"Selamat petang dan salam sejahtera,kalian sedang tonton berita terkini ntv7,saluran ceria....Oh,berita baru masuk dan....ALAMAK!! Apa yang kalian sedang saksi sekarang ialah seorang lelaki dalam umur 20-an, telanjang dan tidak pakai seluar dalam dan oooo...."

Anyway, such a 'coincidence' that day that got a couple of girls 'testing' their cameras near the site...hmm...


And then i was wondering...Since that guy has such thick epithelial tissue(skin lah),
he might as well carry this sign......


Sorry, gays and girls, i didn't test my camera.
Lol.