Oh nuts....
This post is gonna cover a few days cos didn't blog these few days cos of exam week being next week...with 2 weeks of hols after that...=D
First on thursday,we were doing our usual routine during lunch, which was gather and figuring out where to eat for 1/2 hour then walk to the place which took another 1/2 hour...and then buy food...then eat fast fast...then run to our next class which is located somewhere very far.....
But today was different...
We(me,lik hui and chunyik), decided to go to union house(canteen) to eat since it was near our next class so we bought our food then search for a place outside to eat and then we suddenly saw a couple of artist drawing on the field....nothing much...until we saw the subject they were drawing....a podium with a nude man on it.
OH MY GOD.
Then we decided it was no big deal cos his back was facing us and he was probably covering his 'packages' with leaves or something....so at least maybe he still got some pride left...we think.o_O
And then when the artists took a break,loud music started blaring out and the nude man wore a robe and settled down. Suddenly the stereo started playing 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas...and then the guy started dancing to the music....
WAH LAU EH.
He showed his humps to people already and yet he still wanna dance to a song about it.-_-"
Finally after finishing off our 'scrumptious' lunch, we headed to class which happens to be coincidentally the route which passes the nude guy again.
And then so chun,the artist got back to work and then the guy stood on the podium again....
and then...
...he untied a knot....
...and another knot...
...and another...
...and another...
...no la,he don't have that much knots....
...haha...
...and then...
...then...
...he unveiled his body again.
But this time he was facing us....
OH MY GOD.WAH LIEW.WHAT THE F*CK?.MAI KU LIU.@&%&%(%&$&%(&$)*)$$&$&*$*!!!!!!!!!
This is no old man we're talking about ok??!
There is no wrinkly stuff present.
Instead, it was a teenager with all his glory displaying his coconuts/packages/nuts to the public!
It was like a free public uncensored strip show except that he was just standing there emotionless...
Wah lau....if he was in malaysia, he woulda been arrested and be on ntv7's breaking news....
"Selamat petang dan salam sejahtera,kalian sedang tonton berita terkini ntv7,saluran ceria....Oh,berita baru masuk dan....ALAMAK!! Apa yang kalian sedang saksi sekarang ialah seorang lelaki dalam umur 20-an, telanjang dan tidak pakai seluar dalam dan oooo...."
Anyway, such a 'coincidence' that day that got a couple of girls 'testing' their cameras near the site...hmm...
And then i was wondering...Since that guy has such thick epithelial tissue(skin lah),
he might as well carry this sign......
Sorry, gays and girls, i didn't test my camera.
Lol.
First on thursday,we were doing our usual routine during lunch, which was gather and figuring out where to eat for 1/2 hour then walk to the place which took another 1/2 hour...and then buy food...then eat fast fast...then run to our next class which is located somewhere very far.....
But today was different...
We(me,lik hui and chunyik), decided to go to union house(canteen) to eat since it was near our next class so we bought our food then search for a place outside to eat and then we suddenly saw a couple of artist drawing on the field....nothing much...until we saw the subject they were drawing....a podium with a nude man on it.
OH MY GOD.
Then we decided it was no big deal cos his back was facing us and he was probably covering his 'packages' with leaves or something....so at least maybe he still got some pride left...we think.o_O
And then when the artists took a break,loud music started blaring out and the nude man wore a robe and settled down. Suddenly the stereo started playing 'My Humps' by Black Eyed Peas...and then the guy started dancing to the music....
WAH LAU EH.
He showed his humps to people already and yet he still wanna dance to a song about it.-_-"
Finally after finishing off our 'scrumptious' lunch, we headed to class which happens to be coincidentally the route which passes the nude guy again.
And then so chun,the artist got back to work and then the guy stood on the podium again....
and then...
...he untied a knot....
...and another knot...
...and another...
...and another...
...no la,he don't have that much knots....
...haha...
...and then...
...then...
...he unveiled his body again.
But this time he was facing us....
OH MY GOD.WAH LIEW.WHAT THE F*CK?.MAI KU LIU.@&%&%(%&$&%(&$)*)$$&$&*$*!!!!!!!!!
This is no old man we're talking about ok??!
There is no wrinkly stuff present.
Instead, it was a teenager with all his glory displaying his coconuts/packages/nuts to the public!
It was like a free public uncensored strip show except that he was just standing there emotionless...
Wah lau....if he was in malaysia, he woulda been arrested and be on ntv7's breaking news....
"Selamat petang dan salam sejahtera,kalian sedang tonton berita terkini ntv7,saluran ceria....Oh,berita baru masuk dan....ALAMAK!! Apa yang kalian sedang saksi sekarang ialah seorang lelaki dalam umur 20-an, telanjang dan tidak pakai seluar dalam dan oooo...."
Anyway, such a 'coincidence' that day that got a couple of girls 'testing' their cameras near the site...hmm...
And then i was wondering...Since that guy has such thick epithelial tissue(skin lah),
he might as well carry this sign......
Sorry, gays and girls, i didn't test my camera.
Lol.
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