Rod's Raunchy Moments

As requested by rodney: To all those innocent people reading this,don't read this.At least,if u wanna read bout wad the title suggests.=D

Rod's Raunchy Moments(RRM)

RRM #1
Its getting to be very embarrasing, hanging out with rodney cos he got a knack of not noticing other pedestrians who can practically hear our conversations because they are walking really near us...For example,today, we were walking out of rods place and it happened to be freezing and really windy outside and rodney happened to be in his gym shorts(smart move right?)...then...

Me: Eh,u so smart hor? Use shorts...
Rod: How i know...? Shit,so cold..

AND THEN....these very words came out from his mouth..




"Shit,i can feel the wind blow between my balls."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And there was an asian dude walking very close to us....-_-"
And suddenly he started walking really fast,overtaking us,his face looking like he's trying his best to keep a straight face,like wanna pee...probably facing one of 3 situations.

1)He thinks i'm an asshole cos i noticed him and started laughing.
2)He ducked into a corner to puke.
3)He himself got wind in between them legs.

Hilarious out of the blue experience.
At least with rodney.

RRM #2

Few weeks ago,just before exams,i was at his place....i was doing my maths 1 and then rodney started poking his tits....
Thinking its probably one of rods studying methods,i tried to erase the thoughts from my mind...but rodney wasn't going to let up too easy...he unleashed these very words...

"Shit man,i don't like my tits la."(note: Still poking them tits)

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Damn it.
Just when i was getting the hang of maths 1.

Yea,laugh all u want.You don't know how it feels when a guy? says dat to u...
Feast ur eyes on these then...


Enjoy.
=D





Just a reminder: The above are all true............except the pic